"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included."
"Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas."Bernard Manning on Calvin Coolidge
"He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree."Bernard Manning on Roy L. Smith
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."Bernard Manning on George Carlin
"Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store."Bernard Manning on Dr. Seuss
"A good conscience is a continual Christmas."Bernard Manning on Benjamin Franklin