"The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Bertrand Russell on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Bertrand Russell on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Bertrand Russell on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Bertrand Russell on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Bertrand Russell on Elbert Hubbard
"To teach how to live without certainty and yet without being paralysed by hesitation is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can do for those who study it."
"It is possible that mankind is on the threshold of a golden age but, if so, it will be necessary first to slay the dragon that guards the door, and this dragon is religion."
"Admiration of the proletariat, like that of dams, power stations, and aeroplanes, is part of the ideology of the machine age."
"Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself."
"Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change."