"I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Bette Davis on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Bette Davis on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Bette Davis on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Bette Davis on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Bette Davis on Elbert Hubbard
"Old age is no place for sissies."
"The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?"
"I do not regret one professional enemy I have made. Any actor who doesn't dare to make an enemy should get out of the business."
"In this business, until you're known as a monster you're not a star."
"I've lost my faith in science."