"Only medical hypnosis is capable of opening up amnesia."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Betty Hill on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Betty Hill on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Betty Hill on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Betty Hill on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Betty Hill on Erma Bombeck
"And we turned off and 30 miles south they're standing in the middle of our road blocking our way, stopped the car, got out, took us through the path in the woods, where the craft was on the ground."
"And I'm walking along and we're laughing, kidding, joking, and see he understood the leader, the one we called the leader, had some knowledge of English, although limited."
"I mean you might say he had a travelling post office, but also Barney was very, very active. He was a legal officer for the NAACP and they had a lot of problems after Pease."