"Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."Bill Cosby on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."Bill Cosby on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."Bill Cosby on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."Bill Cosby on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."Bill Cosby on Benjamin Franklin
"Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries."
"The heart of marriage is memories and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods."
"Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them."
"Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made."
"Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework."