"I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time."
"Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present."Bill Cosby on Roger Babson
"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."Bill Cosby on Abraham Lincoln
"Lost time is never found again."Bill Cosby on Benjamin Franklin
"Patience and time do more than strength or passion."Bill Cosby on Jean de La Fontaine
"The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is."Bill Cosby on C. S. Lewis
"Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries."
"The heart of marriage is memories and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods."
"Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them."
"Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made."
"Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework."