"Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."Bill Cosby on Mignon McLaughlin
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."Bill Cosby on Socrates
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."Bill Cosby on Friedrich Nietzsche
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."Bill Cosby on Oscar Wilde
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."Bill Cosby on James C. Dobson
"Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries."
"The heart of marriage is memories and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods."
"Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them."
"Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made."
"Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework."