"Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Bill Cosby on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Bill Cosby on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Bill Cosby on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Bill Cosby on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Bill Cosby on John Lennon
"Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries."
"The heart of marriage is memories and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods."
"Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them."
"Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made."
"Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework."