"The heart of marriage is memories and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods."
"More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse."Bill Cosby on Doug Larson
"We are not the same persons this year as last nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person."Bill Cosby on W. Somerset Maugham
"There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage."Bill Cosby on Martin Luther
"Marriage is the most natural state of man, and... the state in which you will find solid happiness."Bill Cosby on Benjamin Franklin
"Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open."Bill Cosby on George Bernard Shaw
"Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries."
"Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them."
"Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made."
"Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework."
"I cannot understand how the education of this United States of America has been fooled time and time again. Either make it separate but equal or integrate, therefore it will be equal. And it has been separate and unequal."