"There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God."
"The empires of the future are the empires of the mind."Bill Cosby on Winston Churchill
"Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future."Bill Cosby on Oscar Wilde
"Again, you can't connect the dots looking forward you can only connect them looking backwards. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something - your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference in my life."Bill Cosby on Steve Jobs
"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough."Bill Cosby on Albert Einstein
"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves."Bill Cosby on William Shakespeare
"Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries."
"The heart of marriage is memories and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods."
"Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them."
"Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made."
"Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework."