"You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Bill Cosby on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Bill Cosby on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Bill Cosby on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Bill Cosby on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Bill Cosby on Henry Ward Beecher
"Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries."
"The heart of marriage is memories and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods."
"Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them."
"Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made."
"Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework."