"I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days."
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."Bill Dana on Abraham Lincoln
"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."Bill Dana on Winston Churchill
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."Bill Dana on Robert A. Heinlein
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."Bill Dana on Sigmund Freud
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."Bill Dana on Josh Billings
"He is so old that his blood type was discontinued."