"America has the best doctors, the best nurses, the best hospitals, the best medical technology, the best medical breakthrough medicines in the world. There is absolutely no reason we should not have in this country the best health care in the world."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Bill Frist on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Bill Frist on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Bill Frist on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Bill Frist on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Bill Frist on Erma Bombeck
"The valor and courage of our young women and men in the armed services are a shining example to all of the world, and we owe them and their families our deepest respect."
"Just two weeks ago, millions of Iraqis defied the threats of terrorists and went to the polls to determine their own future. I congratulate the Iraqi people for the courage they've shown in making these elections so successful."
"Education is the cornerstone of our communities and our country."
"Education brings about opportunity, and in turn inspiration."
"Every child should have the opportunity to receive a quality education."