"I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again."
"Great minds discuss ideas average minds discuss events small minds discuss people."Bill Maher on Eleanor Roosevelt
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds."Bill Maher on Albert Einstein
"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."Bill Maher on William Shakespeare
"One sees great things from the valley only small things from the peak."Bill Maher on Gilbert K. Chesterton
"All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope."Bill Maher on Winston Churchill
"Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'"
"This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from this when in fact the word privacy does not appear in the Constitution."
"Freedom isn't free. It shouldn't be a bragging point that 'Oh, I don't get involved in politics,' as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that makes you derelict of duty in a republic. Liars and panderers in government would have a much harder time of it if so many people didn't insist on their right to remain ignorant and blindly agreeable."
"Men are only as loyal as their options."
"Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease."