"One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Bill Murray on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Bill Murray on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Bill Murray on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Bill Murray on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Bill Murray on Elbert Hubbard
"But I can only take so much TV, because there is so much advice. I find people will preach about virtually anything - your diet, how to live your life, how to improve your golf. The lot. I have always had a thing against the Mister Know-It-Alls."
"People only talk about what a joyous experience it is, but there is terror: Your life, as you know it, is over. It's over the day that child is born. It's over, and something completely new starts."
"No one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is never really addressed very much between friends and family. But I have felt lonely many times in my life."
"While I have felt lonely many times in my life, the oddest feeling of all was after my mother, Lucille, died. My father had already died, but I always had some attachment to our big family while she was alive. It seems strange to say now that I felt so lonely, yet I did."
"I always want to say to people who want to be rich and famous: 'try being rich first'. See if that doesn't cover most of it. There's not much downside to being rich, other than paying taxes and having your relatives ask you for money. But when you become famous, you end up with a 24-hour job."