"Americans of all ages deserve quality end-of-life medical care."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Bill Nelson on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Bill Nelson on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Bill Nelson on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Bill Nelson on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Bill Nelson on Erma Bombeck
"The terrorist uses surprise and stealth, and the only way to defeat that is by having accurate and timely intelligence."