"A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works."
"If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under."Bill Vaughan on Ronald Reagan
"Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind."Bill Vaughan on Albert Einstein
"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty."Bill Vaughan on John F. Kennedy
"Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about."Bill Vaughan on Mark Twain
"I look forward to a great future for America - a future in which our country will match its military strength with our moral restraint, its wealth with our wisdom, its power with our purpose."Bill Vaughan on John F. Kennedy
"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to."
"Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking."
"Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college."
"Muscles come and go flab lasts."
"Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem."