"The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas."
"Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country."Bill Vaughan on Margaret Thatcher
"A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body."Bill Vaughan on Benjamin Franklin
"Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts."Bill Vaughan on Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."Bill Vaughan on Bill Cosby
"Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in."Bill Vaughan on Robert Frost
"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to."
"Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking."
"Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college."
"Muscles come and go flab lasts."
"Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem."