"Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Bill Watterson on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Bill Watterson on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Bill Watterson on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Bill Watterson on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Bill Watterson on Steven Wright
"Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend."
"Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems."
"Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different."
"It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool."
"I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night."