"So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."Bill Watterson on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."Bill Watterson on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."Bill Watterson on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."Bill Watterson on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."Bill Watterson on Benjamin Franklin
"Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend."
"Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems."
"Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running."
"Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different."
"It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool."