"They think they can make fuel from horse manure - now, I don't know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Billie Holiday on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Billie Holiday on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Billie Holiday on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Billie Holiday on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Billie Holiday on Steven Wright
"I never hurt nobody but myself and that's nobody's business but my own."
"Love is like a faucet, it turns off and on."
"Don't threaten me with love, baby. Let's just go walking in the rain."
"Mom and Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married. He was eighteen, she was sixteen and I was three."
"There's no damn business like show business - you have to smile to keep from throwing up."