"I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be."
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."Billy Connolly on Albert Einstein
"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities."Billy Connolly on Dr. Seuss
"Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions."Billy Connolly on Albert Einstein
"I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation and is but a reflection of human frailty."Billy Connolly on Albert Einstein
"Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?"Billy Connolly on Sun Tzu
"Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on."
"Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you wear, and so it would be patronising to go and talk like a welder. Welding's a mystery to me now. You can't go back, your life changes every day."
"My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger."
"I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives."
"Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit."