"If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Billy Wilder on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Billy Wilder on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Billy Wilder on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Billy Wilder on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Billy Wilder on Elbert Hubbard
"The best director is the one you don't see."
"You have to have a dream so you can get up in the morning."
"Happiness is working with Jack Lemmon."
"France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper."
"France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper."