"It's funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives, but they always seem to get the upper hand in the end."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Bjork on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Bjork on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Bjork on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Bjork on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Bjork on Elbert Hubbard
"Maybe I'll be a feminist in my old age."
"I feel the 21st century is another new age. Not only can we collaborate again with nature, but we have to. It's an emergency."
"Feminists bore me to death. I follow my instinct and if that supports young girls in any way, great. But I'd rather they saw it more as a lesson about following their own instincts rather than imitating somebody."
"I always wanted to be a farmer. There is a tradition of that in my family."
"Usually when you see females in movies, they feel like they have these metallic structures around them, they are caged in by male energy."