"If you think Abraham Lincoln became famous for inventing the town car, it is time to spend a few hours on history."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Bo Bennett on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Bo Bennett on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Bo Bennett on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Bo Bennett on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Bo Bennett on Steven Wright
"Those who improve with age embrace the power of personal growth and personal achievement and begin to replace youth with wisdom, innocence with understanding, and lack of purpose with self-actualization."
"Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done."
"Spend some time this weekend on home improvement improve your attitude toward your family."
"An excuse becomes an obstacle in your journey to success when it is made in place of your best effort or when it is used as the object of the blame."
"Every day, people settle for less than they deserve. They are only partially living or at best living a partial life. Every human being has the potential for greatness."