"I have too much money invested in sweaters."
"When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life now that I am old I know that it is."Bob Hope on Oscar Wilde
"A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money."Bob Hope on John Ruskin
"Money has never made man happy, nor will it, there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has the more one wants."Bob Hope on Benjamin Franklin
"The lack of money is the root of all evil."Bob Hope on Mark Twain
"Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it."Bob Hope on Mark Twain
"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap."
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money."
"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live."