"If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble."
"Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas."Bob Hope on Calvin Coolidge
"He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree."Bob Hope on Roy L. Smith
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."Bob Hope on George Carlin
"Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store."Bob Hope on Dr. Seuss
"A good conscience is a continual Christmas."Bob Hope on Benjamin Franklin
"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap."
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money."
"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live."