"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf."
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."Bob Hope on Michael Jordan
"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."Bob Hope on Mark Twain
"Golf is a good walk spoiled."Bob Hope on Mark Twain
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."Bob Hope on Hunter S. Thompson
"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."Bob Hope on Henry David Thoreau
"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap."
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money."
"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live."