"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."Bob Hope on Mark Twain
"Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young."Bob Hope on Henry Ford
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."Bob Hope on Mark Twain
"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country."Bob Hope on Kurt Vonnegut
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."Bob Hope on Robert Frost
"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap."
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money."
"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live."
"If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it."