"When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness."
"Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open."Bob Hope on John Barrymore
"Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions."Bob Hope on Dalai Lama
"Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be."Bob Hope on Abraham Lincoln
"I am determined to be cheerful and happy in whatever situation I may find myself. For I have learned that the greater part of our misery or unhappiness is determined not by our circumstance but by our disposition."Bob Hope on Martha Washington
"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony."Bob Hope on Mahatma Gandhi
"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap."
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money."
"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live."