"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well."Bob Hope on Voltaire
"The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate."Bob Hope on Oprah Winfrey
"My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me."Bob Hope on Jim Valvano
"I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity."Bob Hope on Eleanor Roosevelt
"The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance."Bob Hope on Brian Tracy
"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap."
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
"I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money."
"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live."
"If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it."