"I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them don't even get printed."
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning."Bob Uecker on Albert Einstein
"We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope."Bob Uecker on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free."Bob Uecker on Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return."Bob Uecker on Maya Angelou
"I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe."Bob Uecker on Dalai Lama
"The biggest thrill a ballplayer can have is when your son takes after you. That happened when my Bobby was in his championship Little League game. He really showed me something. Struck out three times. Made an error that lost the game. Parents were throwing things at our car and swearing at us as we drove off. Gosh, I was proud."
"I hope the fans have enjoyed listening as much as I've enjoyed doing the games. I don't ever go to the park where I don't have a good day. I don't like losing. But I don't think I ever go to the park where I have a bad day. I don't think once."
"I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but it's never at the expense of the other guy."