"A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Bobby Darin on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Bobby Darin on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Bobby Darin on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Bobby Darin on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Bobby Darin on Elbert Hubbard
"Just call me a family man and an actor who digs his whole scene, side interests and all. Just say I feel mighty good at the ripe old age of 27."
"A group or an artist shouldn't get his money until his boss gets his."
"There are certain times I don't want my picture taken. If my wife's stepping out of a car and it looks like it's going to come out an indecent picture, don't I have a right to object?"
"Everybody thinks I'm at death's door, but I'm not. There's nothing seriously wrong with me, and my heart is in 100 percent working order. Anything else you may hear is a damn lie!"
"My family comes first. Maybe that's what makes me different from other guys."