"There are certain times I don't want my picture taken. If my wife's stepping out of a car and it looks like it's going to come out an indecent picture, don't I have a right to object?"
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Bobby Darin on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Bobby Darin on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Bobby Darin on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Bobby Darin on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Bobby Darin on Steven Wright
"Just call me a family man and an actor who digs his whole scene, side interests and all. Just say I feel mighty good at the ripe old age of 27."
"A group or an artist shouldn't get his money until his boss gets his."
"Everybody thinks I'm at death's door, but I'm not. There's nothing seriously wrong with me, and my heart is in 100 percent working order. Anything else you may hear is a damn lie!"
"My family comes first. Maybe that's what makes me different from other guys."
"A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny."