"North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?"
"It might be said now that I have the best of both worlds. A Harvard education and a Yale degree."Bobby Heenan on John F. Kennedy
"God will not look you over for medals degrees or diplomas, but for scars."Bobby Heenan on Elbert Hubbard
"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."Bobby Heenan on Robert Orben
"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."Bobby Heenan on Erma Bombeck
"Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know."Bobby Heenan on T. S. Eliot