"My life is part humor, part roses, part thorns."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Bret Michaels on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Bret Michaels on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Bret Michaels on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Bret Michaels on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Bret Michaels on Henry Ward Beecher