"Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel."
"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity."Brian Celio on Albert Einstein
"The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation."Brian Celio on Oscar Wilde
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."Brian Celio on Arthur C. Clarke
"The world is very different now. For man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty, and all forms of human life."Brian Celio on John F. Kennedy
"I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack that life is extinct on other planets because their scientists were more advanced than ours."Brian Celio on John F. Kennedy
"Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both."