"Dieting is murder on the road. Show me a man who travels and I'll show you one who eats."
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."Bruce Froemming on Mae West
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."Bruce Froemming on Jim Davis
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."Bruce Froemming on Orson Welles
"No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means."Bruce Froemming on Maimonides
"Adopting a new healthier lifestyle can involve changing diet to include more fresh fruit and vegetables as well as increasing levels of exercise."Bruce Froemming on Linford Christie