"A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Bruce Jay Friedman on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Bruce Jay Friedman on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Bruce Jay Friedman on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Bruce Jay Friedman on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Bruce Jay Friedman on John Lennon