"I think the rules are going to have to change for me to ever run for public office. My checkered past will always keep me out of politics."
"Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future."Bruce Willis on John F. Kennedy
"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself."Bruce Willis on Mark Twain
"One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors."Bruce Willis on Plato
"If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand."Bruce Willis on Milton Friedman
"It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything."Bruce Willis on Joseph Stalin
"I would say, 'I'm alone, but I'm not lonely.' But I was just kidding myself."
"On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars."
"I've always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After I got famous, it just got me into more trouble."
"I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off."
"I had never really dated. I've always been a relationship kind of person."