"On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars."
"Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards."Bruce Willis on Soren Kierkegaard
"The only source of knowledge is experience."Bruce Willis on Albert Einstein
"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn."Bruce Willis on C. S. Lewis
"Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes."Bruce Willis on Oscar Wilde
"A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way."Bruce Willis on Mark Twain
"I would say, 'I'm alone, but I'm not lonely.' But I was just kidding myself."
"I've always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After I got famous, it just got me into more trouble."
"I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off."
"I think the rules are going to have to change for me to ever run for public office. My checkered past will always keep me out of politics."
"I had never really dated. I've always been a relationship kind of person."