"The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."Bryan Miller on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."Bryan Miller on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."Bryan Miller on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."Bryan Miller on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."Bryan Miller on Benjamin Franklin
"The qualities of an exceptional cook are akin to those of a successful tightrope walker: an abiding passion for the task, courage to go out on a limb and an impeccable sense of balance."