"Christmas makes me happy no matter what time of year it comes around."
"Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas."Bryan White on Calvin Coolidge
"He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree."Bryan White on Roy L. Smith
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."Bryan White on George Carlin
"Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store."Bryan White on Dr. Seuss
"A good conscience is a continual Christmas."Bryan White on Benjamin Franklin
"I think some people record songs and make records a certain way to cater to radio. If you're born to make commercial music that's cool. But if you're born to not make commercial records, maybe you're meant to cater to another market."
"I remember my mom dressed like Janis Joplin."
"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."
"One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress, but I never knew if it was a joke, or she was serious. She asked me to marry her. She was serious. It was pretty funny."