"One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress, but I never knew if it was a joke, or she was serious. She asked me to marry her. She was serious. It was pretty funny."
"The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife."Bryan White on Barbara de Angelis
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy if not, you'll become a philosopher."Bryan White on Socrates
"It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married."Bryan White on Robert Frost
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."Bryan White on Groucho Marx
"Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness."Bryan White on Oliver Wendell Holmes
"I think some people record songs and make records a certain way to cater to radio. If you're born to make commercial music that's cool. But if you're born to not make commercial records, maybe you're meant to cater to another market."
"I remember my mom dressed like Janis Joplin."
"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."
"Christmas makes me happy no matter what time of year it comes around."