"Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."Burt Reynolds on Mignon McLaughlin
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."Burt Reynolds on Socrates
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."Burt Reynolds on Friedrich Nietzsche
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."Burt Reynolds on Oscar Wilde
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."Burt Reynolds on James C. Dobson