"When I'm in the car and somebody comes on the radio singing the high notes, I try to sing along."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Burton Cummings on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Burton Cummings on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Burton Cummings on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Burton Cummings on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Burton Cummings on Steven Wright