"I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Carl Sandburg on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Carl Sandburg on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Carl Sandburg on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Carl Sandburg on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Carl Sandburg on Elbert Hubbard
"I have always felt that a woman has the right to treat the subject of her age with ambiguity until, perhaps, she passes into the realm of over ninety. Then it is better she be candid with herself and with the world."
"Anger is the most impotent of passions. It effects nothing it goes about, and hurts the one who is possessed by it more than the one against whom it is directed."
"Nearly all the best things that came to me in life have been unexpected, unplanned by me."
"All human actions are equivalent... and all are on principle doomed to failure."
"I tell you the past is a bucket of ashes, so live not in your yesterdays, no just for tomorrow, but in the here and now. Keep moving and forget the post mortems and remember, no one can get the jump on the future."