"The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant."
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."Carol Vorderman on Mae West
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."Carol Vorderman on Jim Davis
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."Carol Vorderman on Orson Welles
"No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means."Carol Vorderman on Maimonides
"Adopting a new healthier lifestyle can involve changing diet to include more fresh fruit and vegetables as well as increasing levels of exercise."Carol Vorderman on Linford Christie
"It really was hand-to-mouth and you can say, 'Poor little me, how dreadful, what a deprived childhood', but I didn't feel that way at all. It's all about the attitude at home."
"Change is one of my favourite words."
"My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field."
"Next year, I hope there will be even more parties, lots of holidays and just having a good time, really. Plus wing-walking, air shows and learning to fly, as they are all things I want to do. I won't be restricted by age."
"I'm terrible as I never take my make-up off at night, which I know is really dreadful. Whenever I'm out partying I just can't be bothered and now I am on 'Loose Women' that tends to be all the time. I hope next year holds even more parties for me."