"Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Caroline Rhea on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Caroline Rhea on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Caroline Rhea on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Caroline Rhea on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Caroline Rhea on Elbert Hubbard
"I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups."