"A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Carrie P. Snow on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Carrie P. Snow on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Carrie P. Snow on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Carrie P. Snow on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Carrie P. Snow on Steven Wright
"The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase: if you pursue happiness you'll never find it."
"Technology... is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other."
"It is only by the rational use of technology to control and guide what technology is doing that we can keep any hopes of a social life more desirable than our own: or in fact of a social life which is not appalling to imagine."